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The PERFECT Screenplay Treatment

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We knew what you were daydreaming about today, sports fans — finding the next great sports movie subject you could get rich writing a screenplay for. Here it is. No need to look anywhere else. All the other stories have been done. It’s called…   Dizzy and the Gashouse Gang Not kidding. This is  word for word  from the Libcyclopedia Wiki. They don’t seem to see anything wrong with it. “Dizzy Dean  was best known for winning 30 games in 1934 while leading the "Gashouse Gang" Cardinals to the National League pennant and the World Series win over the Detroit Tigers. He had a 30–7 record with a 2.66 ERA during the regular season. His brother, Paul, was also on the team, with a record of 19–11, and was nicknamed "Daffy", although this was usually only done for press consumption. Though "Diz" sometimes called his brother "Daf", he typically referred to himself and his brother as "Me an' Paul." Continuing the theme, the team included Dazzy ...

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